They gave us a chain. We gave them a mascot. Financial advice from a monkey in a suit with zero financial literacy and diamond hands.
38 CERTIFIED SPECIMENS · HANDLE WITH CARE
Every ape the market forged. Framed, catalogued, and locked behind reinforced glass. down bad has never looked this good.
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NO. 038▼ ORIGIN STORY ▼
2021. A wall of retail traders decides the hedge funds have had enough fun. GME goes vertical. Wall Street learns the word "ape."
At the peak, the buy button quietly disappears. You could sell. You couldn't buy. The apes remembered.
Years later, the app that took the button away launches its own chain. The irony was not lost on us.
A mascot for the people they named themselves after. Blonde hair, black shades, red tie, zero financial literacy. Perfect.